My plans for the rest of today are so Beth. Quite possibly the most Beth they could be. Just so Beth.
Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life
i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
ALSO I want to go to Northwestern why oh why must it be so fucking expensive????
I can’t find a job, I’m upset about himym, I’m super burned out on school, and I can’t get all the classes I want for next year. I’m really overwhelmed right now.