"I was hiding under your porch because I love you." (at Disney’s Animal Kingdom)
i keep trying to brainstorm stuff to write about for common app essays but i can’t come up with anything why am i the most boring human being in existence i have no good stories or anything that fit these stupid prompts
Rape prevention tip: use the buddy system! If you’re not able to stop yourself from sexually assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you’re in public!
this one’s my personal favorite.
I hate when people ask me what college I want to go to and I hate when people ask me what I want to major in but then don’t try to understand it at all and expect me to explain it to them and then make that face and ask me about engineering or another career that I don’t want to do and I hate when people ask me my ACT score okay bye